2000-07-04 Ninja Theatre: The Secret Scroll 9

Transcript

And so it came to pass... Wasabi, captured and subjected to the dreaded chick-flick torture...

TV: You complete me

– suffers through untold hours of sappy, estrogen-laden sissy stuff.

Any mortal man would have cracked after the fourth Meg Ryan feature.

...But not Wasabi! Not the pimp ninja!

Slick: I'm imagining them all naked! Ha Ha!

Monique: Shut up.