2000-06-05 Pregnancy Test 2
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Epigram: Porn superstar
Transcript
The all-new cross-demographic pregnancy test commercial: First, for low sperm count weenies: Low Sperm Count Weenie: We'll keep trying!
For swinging bachelors... Swinging Bachelor: WooHoo! Yeah! Test result: negative! FREEDOooooM!
For lesbians: Lesbian: Insemination successful. Notify Mr. Crossby.
And of course, Mormon polygamists: Mormon Polygamist: Okay, Lillian, Ethel, Gertrude- you're pink. Brooke, Maddeline, Gretchen-you're blue. Start packing.
