2000-05-24 Sex Sex Sex

Epigram: Please recycle

Transcript

TV: ...Coming up next: The third annual PBS amateur bikini bust-off open!

Seymour: Disgusting!

Seymour: Sex! Sex! Sex! Let's just pander to our crudest instincts, why don't we?! Ugh! Have they no shame?

Seymour: This world is going straight to hell in a dirty little casket and I for one will not be party to-

TV: Say hi to our first contestant, Nikki Bumbawa from Hawaii!

TV: Lookit them melons bounce!

Seymour: Whoa.