2000-04-27 The Woman Debate

Transcript

The religious right and sexist pigdom square off in the woman debate.

Seymour: Women are evil, evil serpent-suckers.

Squigley: Na, they're trophies, man. Trophies.

Seymour: They're spawns of Satan! Wicked! Lustful! Immoral dingle-coochies!

Squigley: They're objects! Showponies! Slabs o' meat!

Seymour: Evil!

Squigley: Sex toys!

Seymour: But sex toys don't NAG.

Squigley: True. Good point. Okay, they're possessed sex toys.