2000-04-21 Alpha Mail

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Slick: Hello and welcome to "Alpha Mail," where we answer actual letters from you the viewer. Let's get rollin'.

Slick: "To the nice folk at Sinfest, whenever I is watching my ma milk the bull cow, I pop me a good-size chub stuffy. Is this wrong? Signed, Luther D. Pinewood."

Slick: No, Luther. It's not wrong per se. You're what we in the clinical profession call an "Inbred freak."

Slick: Just make sure the bull cow is legal age and remember: Moo means Moo! Good luck, Luther, and thanks for writing!