2000-04-20 Bachelor Cooking Show

Transcript

Slick: Hey now! Welcome to "The Bachelor Cooking Show!"

(Slick's apron) I am saucy!

Slick: What madness are we dishing up today, Squigley?

Squigley: Well Slick, we gonna fix us a Baked Banana Burrito!

(Slick's apron) I am baked

(Squigley's apron) Pork

Slick: Mm-mm tasty! A most dee-lectable choice!

Squigley: Yeah! Cuz alls we got is a banana and a tortilla!

(Slick's apron) I am tarty

(Squigley's apron) Ham

Slick: And do tell how you gonna season that puppy, Squig.

Squigley: Oh? What's this? Why, it's an old McDonald's sweet'n'sour packet!

(Slick's apron) I ♥ Muffin

(Squigley's apron) Lard