2000-04-02 Alternative Jesus

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What if the messiah was a circus act?

Jesus: Juggle ye not, lest ye be juggled.

...or an interior designer?

Jesus: O ye of little furniture! Coordinate! Coordinate!

A hippie messiah?

Jesus: Dude. And still other seeds grew into mighty hemp stalks yeah!

Right on!

...how about Jesus Christ, superhero?

Jesus: In savior school I was bitten by a radioactive Rabbi and the Devil killed my parents. Watch out, evil!