2000-03-20 Thoughtful Discussion

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And now for a thoughtful, sensitive discussion...

Squigley: Miss Flockhart, God love her, looks a mite thin. Wouldn't you say?

Slick: Indeed. Anorexia. Terrible thing.

Squigley: It's the media! The media presents the waif image as a feminine ideal!

Slick: --or perhaps, good sir, it's a genetic condition.

Squigley: Ah yes. Studies do suggest certain ethnic groups have slimmer body structures.

Slick: Hm. Where do you suppose Calista is from?

Squigley: Hungary!

Slick: Ha ha! Or Poland! - She's a pole!

woohoo

Oh well. It was nice while it lasted, wasn't it?