2000-03-08 Dogs and Cats

Epigram: As if

Transcript

The Difference between cats and dogs:

Pooch: When my master comes home I dance and dance and dance...

Percival: When the human scum returns I must play nice... Rub against his legs, purr real genuine-like... Humans are into that sort of crap.

Pooch: And dance and dance and dance and...

Percival: When he's not home I go to the neighbor's house and really purr! ...or so she thinks! Hee hee hee hee hee...