2000-02-21 Ninja Theatre

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And now it's time for...

NINJA THEATRE

Starring WASABI the Pimp Ninja

Our hero, having been dishonored by the geisha slut villainess Yellowtail, now seeks retribution

Slick: Hmm... Nice ass. Shame I must whoop it.

Slick: YAAAAA! I gut you like raw halibut!

'Nique: Wasabi! Why you do this? We have no quarrel!

Slick: Silence! You celle me wimp! Now I whoop you sith my pimp-ninja powers!

Continued!