2000-01-28 Fall Lineup

Transcript

[Panel 1]

Slick: In light of the absence of ethnic/oppressed people in the new fall line-up, we thought we'd make a few suggestions! Enjoy!

[Panel 2]

Action! Romance! And fantasy! Surrender to the ravishing world of... Geisha Warrior Hoochie

Geisha: Me love you long time!

Geisha: Fiteen dawlluh fo' sucky sucky!

[Panel 3]

Bust a gut laughing at the madcap hi-jinx of two pimps in a crackhouse in: Just shank me!

Pimp one: So waddya feed your herd?

Pimp two: Crank. Keeps 'em jumpy.

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Thrill to the otherwordly spookyness of... the MeX-files

Mexican woman: Molderique! Joo tink issa alien like us?

Mexican man: i calla te skullita! Issa... I.N.S.!