2000-01-25 Matriarchy

Transcript

[panel 1]

A hypothetical society ruled by women:

Building ad : Church of Jessica Chist

Building ad : Guys guys guys

Road sign : Streisand St

Building ad : PMS relief center

Building ad : Clean restroom simply everywhere

No leering

[panel 2]

Bar rooms dense with the disgruntled catter of oppressed men...

man 1 : "Romance, romance, romance! That's all women think about!"

man 2 : "Yeah, flowers and foreplay are all they want."

[panel 3]

In the business district, freaked out males protest as they are carted off to get fixed...

man : "AAAAHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

Shop sign: Lorena's manual castration shop

[panel 4]

And somewhere, underground, a pro-men guerrilla insurgent group charts its agenda.

Slick : "Men, what is our mission?!"

Squigley : "Stop grovelling for sex! Stand up to girls! Burn all speedos, sir!!"