2000-01-21 Blaxploitation Funk Bible

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The New Blaxploitation Funk Bible!

Genesis - ... and when he created the 'hood the Almighty Bro-God sparked up a phat doobie and said

God: That's some kind shit!

- in the ghetto of Eden:

Adeem: Bitch I saw you gettin' nasty wit dat snake all up in that Tree of Knowledge 'n' shit!

Eve: You trippin' Adeem.

Kool Moses Dee leads his peeps to freedom:

Moses: Aw-ight sea, you best step or I'm gonna crack open a can o' Holy whoop-ass!

The Last Supper:

Jesus: Eat... this fried chicken is my body... Drink... this Schlitz malt liquor is my blood.